More Life Lessons

Today...again thanks to my great friends...I have learned some more life lessons.

1. You tell ur friends that this guy is coming over...and they jokingly threaten that they'll call....don't take it as a joke.
2. Soon they start telling you that they will show up - you all laugh along at the thought of how embarassing that would be and you think they wouldn't do that...don't think that.
3. The doorbell rings and ur heart sinks - but u think maybe just maybe it's someone for your parents...don't be so foolish.
4. You hear "Lindsay Plumber" ringing throughout ur house followed by laughter...you think...I must be dreaming - Your not - you are awake - this is happening.
5. You tell the guy...I'm sorry I'll be right back - run upstairs to find Kim and Nikki standing in your front door laughing their asses off - you think there must be a logical explaination for this...there isn't.
6. At least in their wisdom came up with an idea to make it look like they didn't drop by just to get a look at him - I'll give them that...that's about it tho.
7. I ask...well since ur here do u want to meet him? Thinking maybe just maybe they'll save me at least that...don't think that.
8. He comes upstairs and they do their meet and greet and thankfully they leave within 5 mins.
9. The guy asks what was that about? U think...maybe he'll forget that they were just there...he didn't I was forced to answer the question. Dropping off Kim's grad pics I say - ahh he says and back downstairs we go.
10. You thought ur spleen hurt today?? I'm gonna make sure it explodes tomorrow....payback is a bitch - and it's gonna be HUGE!

LOL - You're lucky I have a good sense of humour!! I'm wearing my Nikki shirt to school tomorrow in all it's glory....and it's gonna beat the crap out of both of u - all the while I'll be yelling "Nikki - Why Are You Hitting Urself????" Yes yes. It'll be a great day - you just wait. Gonna lay the smack down where the smack is well deserved.


All my love,
Lindsay Plumber