My ruptured spleen speaks....

Dear Lindsay,
Today you hit me for no reason...i was minding myself doing my spleeny duties and you belted me in slow motion. Right now I am so pissed I am causing Nikki an extreme amount of pain. Just for the hell of it...Now I force Nikki to wince in anticipated pain when ever she is near people...in fact..she will never be able to have a fulfilling relationship now because of the wince fact. Hope your proud...tomorrow can you give Nikki a shot in the kidneys? Thanks, appreciate it!

Yours, truly
Stevie Spleen