The Sex Talk When You're 20....

The best part about a sex talk when ur 20 is that ur not as embarassed to talk about it with ur parents as you were when u were say...16 (or at least I'm not...maybe my family is a little more open then most.) Nonetheless - I got one last nite...well sort of...
Dan said...I'm gonna have a talk with that boy when he gets here.
Mom: Oh no ur not! She's an adult, she can do what she wants...no wait...you still have to abide by house rules....
Me: And what are these rules mummy dearest??
Mom: You can't have sex in the house...when I'm home...or when I'm not home for that matter...or if u do... don't tell me about it....even in 10 years when u think it would be funny and think I can handle it...I can't.
Me: Ok mom - I won't tell u if I have sex in the house - do these rules apply to the car to?
Mom: Yes, yes they do. But u have a firefly so I shouldn't worry about that.
Me: You're right...he has a van - I won't be needing the Firefly.

Hahahaha oh yeah - good times...my poor mom.