Saturday, April 23, 2005

My life after college...

sucks...good god, it's been like two days and I've already had to hid the sharp objects so i don't hurt myself...wanna know what i did yesterday...i willingly went grocery shopping with lindsay for her brother, and than i willingly went in to Crappy Tire with lindsay again for her brother!!! We watched third watch...and Meet the Fockers...He's been Fockerized! than i came home and watched the best reality show ever...wanna know what it is?

Family Business..can you guess what it's about...well if you guessed it's about some Italian family and their laundry business and how the father wants to pass it down to his son, who is wayward...well your wrong...it's about Porn..that's what makes it so good...with a name like "Family BUsinness" and it being about porn, well it must be good....it's about Seymour Butts and his mother who is his business partner and their making of Seymour's porno movies...the fact that i know that Assgasms is one of the highest rented or bought anal movies is a little scary...and I also learned about squirtting...and what girls do before they do an anal scene....this show is just too funny...and Seymour has like a 6 year old kid, can you imagine parent teacher night?

anyways, i slept in till 12:30, made myself bacon and eggs, watched t.v, order pics off the internet, showered, d/l songs, got dressed(cause the song d/l couldnt wait) and went and rented movies...of course since i didn't have a membership at the convenience store it took like 20 minutes and all the good movies were gone, so i got stuck with Spanglish and Bourne Supremecacy...i couldn't get Ocean's 12 or Hotel Rwanda....

so i'm gonna watch my movies, play with cubbley and hope to god there's something interesting on t.v again tonight...later

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