The Freaky Bird Strikes Again!!

The damn bird came back...I'm documenting my scary experience - so I'm taking pictures of the thing...it's freaky as hell! Dan says its a homing pidgen - well whatever it is - it needs to find a new home! lol

So my job title this week is an "Independent Contractor" sounds fancy eh?? (it really just means I'm a temp and I get paid under the table so I can commit tax fraud later in the year but saying I have no income to claim...lol how sweet it is!!) However...hide all things sharp - cuase it's getting soooo bad in there - I'd do just about anything to get out! lol -but she said that I wouldn't be there until 5 tomorrow - I'm like - thank god! What I said to her was - that's perfect!! with a big smile on my face as I was running out the door today. and not to be totally mean and horrible...but the woman I work with is hard of hearing and speaks in the same manner as a deaf person - so she's really hard to understand - so most of her instructions go unheard...I must have the blankest look on my face - they are probably thinking - so glad we hired her - as we are both thinking - it's only two days then it's over. Being as I can't communicate well with her I mostly make shit up - and use the ever so good teaching of Diana "Douchebag" Collis to get me through the day....I'm screwed lol - but tomorrow is it - cause I said I couldn't work on Monday - I can't let the thought of going back there ruin my weekend. lol

And I think a book is an excellent idea!! I have next week off so I could start a little something and then send it to you - cause the last thing I tried to send worked out so well - but then u could bind it and it would be great!