I got hit on....

Well, first, last night, Stace and I went on the Duc D'Orleans ( a three hour tour that takes you down and around St. Clair RIver. I took motion sickness pills before i went on, since this was my first time...they didn't work. When i got on the boat, i though i was going to throw-up..you know that feeling you get on elevators when your stomach goes in your throat? well it was like that for 20 minutes straight, but once we got moving it was good....CD/DC was playing on the boat,but i'm not a big fan so it didn't matter, i went for the hotties....well there were lots of hotties, mostly with a lot of skankies...stace and i kinda stalked one guy in an army shirt, but he was with a beasty looking girl, so we left. We went up to the top deck where people were smoking dope...stace made me leave...than some guy dropped his drink and it started heading towards me and stace...so i moved forward and then the following conversation happened (with the guys girlfriend right there)
GUY: I like your shirt
ME: What?
GUY: I like your shirt, I like this thing(points to the beading directly below boobs)
ME: you like my shirt?
GUY: It's very nice
ME: oh, thanks

now that all happened while i was screaming cause i couldn't hear, and i don't doubt that mixing alcohol and drugs and moving water was a smart thing to do....

now to the best part...the song "can we stay or can we go now" or whatever it is called came on, stace made me go to the front to dance...so we dance, and it was so crowed i coulnd't move... well the song "Stuck in the middle with you" came on and i started dancing...and than i felt a tap,tap,tap,rub,rub, tap on my right butt cheek....so i turn around and there is this dirty old man and he grabs my hand the second i turn around and starts dancing with me...before i could do anything, i heard stacey laughing her ass off..and this man kept on dancing with me...spilling his beer the whole time...and he keeps a dancin...so the old man turns to another man and tells him to dance with stace...this is where i burst out laughing, cause the second man is actually stace's father....anyways, the songs ends(well i kinda dropped my hand and moved away...and he grabs it, kisses it and said "i enjoyed the dance"...so fast forward to staces house a half hour later and staces dad comes home.....and says the following

Terry: Did you know who you were dancing with?
Me: NO, who?
Terry: Aerius
Me: who's that?
Terry: he's half owner of the Riverport
Me: (gag)

you see, the Riverport is a dirty, skanky, ol' strip joint, aptly named the Pigport....i'm never leaving my house again....ever