I Shouldn't Be Allowed in Public Alone...

ok...so I dunno if it was because I was tired or rushed...however I decided to go to the gym and on my way I thought I better get gas being as I heard they were jacking the price up to 99.9 today...so in I go and there is this woman who doesn't know what side her gas tank is on cause she had to pull in 3 different times to get it right...so I'm thinking - damn that must be embarassing...but then I'm done pumping the gas and I push the button to get my reciept and there is someone waiting to get in behind me so I jump in the car to get out of their way and I look in the rearview mirror to see my gas tank panel is still open - in my brilliance I forgot to put the cap back on and I started to drive away. So what do I do?? Instead of pulling over like a normal person I stop where I am...turn off my car (don't ask why - force of habit I guess) and get out to put the cap back on...and I'm fumbling with it cause there are people behind me...I finally get it on get back into my car and start it up again - but man...I thought to myself...that was bad - I shouldn't be allowed in public without someone to keep me in check lol. That's my story.