An Interesting Dinner Party

So my parents had their dinner party as previously mentioned...well I never knew what a dirty mind my mom and her friends shared...and being as all these people helped raise me...it's no wonder I have a dirty mind too...so let me explain...
It's dinner time and normal dinner conversation was obviously out of the question and the topic of sex comes up - all well and good I think - and we're talking about Sex with Sue and such and one of my mom's friends was all - u know it tastes better when men don't eat red meat - I'm like - yeah vegitarians are supposed to taste really sweet lol - my mom is all...bah! how..what...why do u know that?! but then she says ...well I'm screwed - Dan lives on red meat lol. then all the guys leave to go outside and it's just the girls at the table - and the topic of their weekend away comes up - now next year is their 20 year anniversary - they always make it a point to go away for a girls weekend once a year - which I think is a fantastic idea - and since this has been going on since I was born - I was never really sure what went on at these things...well aparently thing have sometimes gotten very dirty!! lol - they rent porn and talk about sex...much like we do lol - only we buy our porn and then when we're done with it give it to our friends as wedding presents cause we're ever so classy - but then they started telling the names...man..."Girls who eat cum" "Pussy Talk" (which is about a vagina that talks - I think it sounds very interesting lol) and then got into what kind of porn they like - some like it with a story line...some like it when they get right to the sex...ever so funny no matter how u look at it - mind u I'm trying to eat pie here...

so all in all it took us 2 hours to eat dinner (that's a lot of talk about sex and porn!) but laughed so hard - and makes me hope that I can be that open and fun with my girlfriends when I'm older!! lol - cause it's tooooo funny!!