Spiderpen...Spiderpen

So, yesterday morning i was using a black pen, that by yesterday afternoon, i had misplaced ( a very common occurance), so this morning after still not finding it, i went downstairs and got a new one out of accounting....This afternoon, i found my old pen but i left it where it was hidden, cause by this point, i just didn't care....well i eventually picked it up and went to go use it...i was a little distracted and just about put the cap in my mouth to pull it off the end of the pen...but i thought that was very professional(mostly i was thinking about how many other mouths had been on this pen before me) so i just pulled it apart with my hands...when i did, i saw something come flying out, i thought it was a piece of plastic, but it still scared me, so i dropped the pen on the desk and the cap on the floor...upon closer inspection.....i saw this huge white mass stuck to the end of the pen(think the size of a nickle) and this black thing just shaking, well the black thing was the biggest spider ever...it was on it's back, but when it flipped itself over, it ran at me, which made me scream and fly outta my chair..and than it ran across my desk...i had to have another co-worker kill the damn thing for me!!!! But what i don't understand is how this huge thing survived....if it crawled in the pen lid yesterday morning, and i closed the lid and didn't use the pen, there is no way that thing survived...there are tiny holes to breathe through, but he would have been squished!!!!!! and than the white thing was spiderweb, but there was so much and it was all pushed together by the spider that it was hard and literally melted to the plastic!!!! i had to yank it off(with a garbage bag, my hands weren't touching that!!!)

and that is the story of how i learned now to put things in my mouth....well pens at least ;)