Let me explain

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Ok, well I'm a side sleeper for two reason..well three...1) it's true that i am a great friend..toot...toot (that's me tooting my own horn)
2)You know why whales get beeched? b/c they are too fat to be on their tummies and they can't move..that's why i don't sleep on my tummy
3)the entity told me he'll kill me if i sleep on my back