New found wisdom

Ok..so i've decided babysitting is the best birth control ever!!

I got stuck having to take the kids to open swim at the arena and i learned some things

1)parent's are douchebags if they let their 12 year olds wear string bikini's
2) you shouldn't be a parent if you think it's ok to let your kid in grade 2 wear a string bikini.
3)taking 6 kids swimming and thinking you'll be able to handle them is stupid
4)12 year old boys can beat you up no problem
5)What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? they both stick their meat in 5 year old buns...9 year olds understand this!
6)Kids can outlast you any night of the year
7)if you think it's going to be peaceful and relaxing your wrong

I ended up staying from 5 on friday night until 11 on saturday morning, i got no rest and the mouth on these kids!!!!!

I went Christmas shopping on saturday and then when i got home, my mom said "well you can take it back, cause Shannon doesn't need this or that, she wants this now"
so i hate christmas shopping in the first place, but doing it twice!!!