Please Help Billy.

My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother istyping this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she isso sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn'thurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificialbody. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that wasthe best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance. Iwould like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommydoesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,"Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives mehugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze andchafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if youforward this e-mail to everyone you know. Forward it to people youdon't know, too. Dr Johansen said that for every person you forwardthis email to, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel toNASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school childrenall over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so thatthe angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth andgo to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send allthe money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only bethird base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can takemore prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want myleaves to rot before I turn 10. Please help me. I try to be happy, butit's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wishI could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turdsin the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You,
Billy "Smiles" Evans