The Story of Creepy Dad!

First of all - lol aww Nikki - that's sad about ur run in with ur dad in the middle of the nite - I would have screamed too - and I hear u about the whole being blind without glasses...it's rather unfortunate lol

So at work today this guy comes in - my guess he's like 20...maybe. But he's a very proud dad - which is good - but at the story goes on u'll realize why he's creepy. So they come into the camera room and the dad is all "isn't he the cutest baby u've ever seen??" I'm like "Umm yeah...he's cute." and then the dad's all - "Yeah but is he not the cutest?" I'm like "Sure yeah - he's super cute - one of the cutest." So then we start and get him all set up and I get out tigger and dad's like "Yeah...no - that's not clean - u can't touch him with that" I'm like - "Ok no problem" so I just shook tigger in front of the kid and poked him with my finger to get him to smile. Dad is like "Are u clean?" I'm like "What? Yes I'm clean." and he says "Have u touched other kids today?" I say "Yes - I'm surrounded by them all day - but..." "Then ur not clean." Ok I say and don't go near the kid again lol. Then doesn't the "cutest baby in the world" start screaming his head off and Dad is all going on about how he never cries and I'm like "Oh yeah." meanwhile the mom is like off in another world and Kerri comes in and says "Wow - he's got lungs eh" Dad (of course) says "Yeah - but he never cries." Kerri says "uhuh...well let me hold him see if I can't calm him down." "Are u clean?" I'm like - oh my god!! so Kerri stays with me for the rest of the session and gets the baby a bottle and we get too more pictures out of the kid - and dad is still going on about him - and then I move the camera up and mom is right in front of it bent over and he's like "Go Back up! Go BACK UP!! I like that pose." I'm like nervously laughing at this guy now and say "Umm no...we're done now - go out there and I'll get someone to come over and look at the pictures with u."

Crazy people.