Born Free

Things to do in a Bathroom Stall
Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!!!
Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silience with bodily function noise.
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
Say "Damn, this water is cold."
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toliet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt iterratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Play a well known song on your butt cheeks over and over again.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."