Monday, December 19, 2005

Joke of the day

Blonde Joke

This blonde got a brand new sports car for her 16th birthday, while she
was out driving she was having fun and cut off a tractor trailer driver.
The tractor trailer driver motioned her to pull off to the side of the
road.
When she pulled over, the truck pulled behind her and the driver got
out.
He took out chalk from his pocket and drew a circle on the road. Told
the blonde not to step out of the circle. And he went in to her car and
cut
her leather seats all up.
When he turns around the blonde has a slight giggle on her face. So he
says, "You think that's funny, watch what I do now." He goes into his
truck and pulls out a bat and smashes her windows and her car up.
Now she is laughing. He gets mad, pulls out his pocket knife again and
slices the tires. She starts laughing almost so hard she can't stand
up.
The truck driver gets really mad, goes in and gets the gas can and
torches her car. Now she is on the ground rolling and laughing out of
control.
The truck driver turns and asks her "What's so funny? I just destroyed
your brand new sports car."
She replies, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four
times!"

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