Juan Ricardo's biggest mistake...

was cutting his hair...so as penance..he was allowing the hair to grow in between his eye brows...and slowly but surely....he was growing a mullet which he thought was just purely sexy...

Juan Ricardo adjusted his skin tight levi cut-off jeans.....you see, Juan was a nevernude...and was proud of it....anyways, Juan was in Peterborough, looking for a lady...and he had to perfect on in sight....He had seen this girl the day before throwing paper airplanes at an innocent rabbit...and seeing as that was his cultural thing...he decided that this woman was mating material...so he showed up at this girls house (her name is lindsay plumber)... he arrives and there she stood in her doorway wearing her sexiest p.j's...which consisted of thick flannel pants...those tall socks that you bunch around you calfs....a sweater and a scrunchie in her hair....and the sweater had the obligitory stains on it.....

"oh juan ricardo delhottie"..exclaimed Lindsay "i thought you'd never shown up" you see Juan Ricardo had this "condition" where he forgot things..he'd already forgotten that he had been banging his drum with Lindsay the day before...and when lindsay left he said "tomorrow, i might not show up at your house"....so Lindsay was very surprised..for she had some very good news for him
"juan ricard delhottie"..she said "i'm pregnant...somehow through our banging yesterday..i was impregnanted with your child...at least i think it was your child..i'm kind of a hussey...and well i want to be the next Lindsay Marie Magnolia Meruvian Plumber Delhottie... so will you marry me..
and Juan Ricardo Delhottie said..."

you'll have to wait until tomorrow's installment to findout what happens when Juan is confronted with the fact he is a father...and the sexy results that occur..giggity giggity