Lindsay's trek to find the tropical zebra..

ended in death.....not Lindsay's though...thank god....while in the car listening to the crappy music that the eighties produced....Lindsay ran over the last tropical zebra that roams the world......her heart sunk, knowing full well that Juan Ricardo Delhottie would never have her...

So, she trudges back to peterborough, to look for a new man, and who does she find?? The one true man Lindsay knew she wanted to be with for the rest of her life (which will be tragically cut short b/c of her habit of not locking her car doors and someone broke in and drover her intoa river)

she ran home, changed into a beautiful pink dress, that had puffy sleeves, and tulle and fake sparkles on it...she put her hair in french braided pig tails...and went to find her long lost love....

she f ound him....sitting outside of a store, singing songs and washing windows...and she proposed...well the man of her dreams agreed...and So ends the tragic love affair Lindsay almost had Juan Ricardo Delhottie, and her new future with Mike, dude from ADR....

Live long, lindsay and Mike...i'd love to make the toast at your wedding...and i bet that's how you got the mark you did in ADR, you devil you!