LOL

Ok - so I'm laughing my ass off - however - why am I a white trash slut?? and why does Juan have to keep getting uglier?? Is this the only kind of guy that I can pick up?? a unibrowed, forgettful latino?? and what's with my kids name?? lol they will never be able to spell it - not with a hussey for a mom and an idiot for a father. oi - this story is going downhill fast. I can't wait for the "Sexy results"

And Altho I'll agree that my sexiest pj's are my flannel pants - I never wear stained sweaters (that I didn't happen to accidently stain that day) nor do I wear scrunchies - well not since the 80s, and I most definatly don't wear bunched up socks - they drive me crazy. So my conclusion is that the only thing this character shares with me is a name and not my real name at that - it's not even loosely based on me!! lol - so I would like everyone to know right now that I am not a hussey - altho I've been called one (thanks mom.)