My Advent Calender...Day 6

So I got up this morning and went to my advent calender to get my morning chocolate. It was day 6 - and the box today was Santa's crotch - kinda weird being as the picture of Santa on my calender looks like he's riding a bull instead of his sleigh...anyways...I open the door and find that today's picture is - two sticks and two balls (which being the dirty minded person I am - looks like two penises and two balls - I know Santa is magical - but I never thought he would have two penises.) So I burst out laughing to myself thinking the advent calender people must have had a chuckle over that one! And then I pull out the chocolate (which never match the picture) and what is it?? It's a snowman's face...now I laugh even harder cause the snowman was going down on Santa .... ohhh too funny. I posted pics to illustrate!