My Funny of the Day

So I can hear Jake barking as per usual...but he won't stop, so I go upstairs and see this lady standing at the back door. "Back door?" I think...usually people come to the front door. So I start walking to the door and then look and see that she has a bunch of papers in her hand...and she wasn't looking...something on the street must have caught her attention. Anyways...seeing this as my opportunity to get out of talking to a salesman....I crouch down behind the door and hide! All the while hoping she doesn't look in the window and see me - cause then I would look like a total ass. But I don't think she did - so I'm in the clear - not that it matters anyways...I don't think I know this person! So I go downstairs and tell Garrett my story and we laugh. Then I go back upstairs to get the mail from the front mailbox and I see her van sitting at the stop sign...so I wait and just watch out the front door...Garrett comes upstairs and says "What are u doing Grandma?" suggesting that old ladies constantly look out their windows scowling at people. lol and I said - that woman is just sitting at the stop sign...and she finally turns the corner so I shut the door so she doesn't see me and then doesn't she pull into the driveway! lol - so what do Garrett and I do?? Boot it into the basement and yes...hide. lol - Jake came running after us and so I had to send him back upstairs to see if she was still at the door (he would have barked if she was) but there was no barking - so I came back up - and she didn't leave anything in the mailbox...so I figure it wasn't important...but it was a lot of hassle for me!! lol


And that's my funny of the day.