The Bad Things That Have Happened to me Today...

1. My knee is now purple and green from my dramatic fall up the stairs yesterday.

2. Diana actually emailed me back and thinks it will be "nice to see me" and I have to see her alone cause she has classes when Bob and I are meeting. (like she'll go to the class - but that's another story) And I have to take her a resume - which now looks completely different from the one she had us do.

3. This girl I used to work with phoned me to invite me to her baby shower this weekend - and I was all - aww I'll be in Toronto - I won't be able to make it - but first she's like hey! do u know who this is?? (which is an evil game!!) and she sounds just like Jac on the phone so I'm like -it's Jac!! and she's like huh...I'm like...ohh no it's not. Umm who is it? and she's like it's Sophie - and I tried to cover it all up and I was like - oh yeah I was just messing with u. Then I had to
try to get through the conversation without laughing. Uhh I should just stop
talking today - it's getting me no where good!! lol

4. I was at the place downtown where I go to see my counsellor - and I was
doing faxes and stuff cause it's free and so I walk up to the fax machine
and start to do my thing and this scary looking girl who was beside me slams
down the phone and says - did u just try to make a fax?? I'm thinking...which answer won't get me killed?? but I say umm yeah...and she's like - u disconnected my phone call! I'm like oh my god - I'm so sorry - I didn't think that the fax machine would be hooked up to the phone line! and she's all well it was - but whatever it's not like it was an important call (all in a sarcastic tone) I'm like - I'm gonna die right here trying to fax some stuff. so I tell her - well I can wait if u wanna call back. and she's all - what's the point now - u disconnected me. and she stormed off.

5. It's only 3:05...the day isn't over yet and Ju wants me to go to Retro nite with her tonite lol - who knows what's gonna happen to me there...I'm meeting a bunch of new people...oi lol.