Corporate Law

As we all know Corporate Law wasn't one of my facourite subjects in school...we know this because 1. I had no problem skipping class and 2. my textbook has more doodles than notes in it. Keeping this in mind...my boss asks me to bring in my corporate textbook the other day to help us solve a problem (cause I had no idea...but that was ok cause neither did he.) Anywho - so I go home on lunch hour and look through my textbook and realize that there is no way my boss can flip through my book without thinking I'm crazy...especially with things in there like "Nikki hearts sheep." and "Who dare sush us?!" and the ever so amazing drawings. So what do I do?? I take a black marker and cover up all the bad things in my textbook (which are like every other page.) So now my textbook looks like a U.S.A Government document with everything blacked out and so I give it to my boss to read and he's like...huh - the first couple chapters are highlighted and have notes...but the rest of the textbook is just blacked out things in the margins. I say...yeah I never really liked corporate all that much...lol - and discovered I forgot to blank out the one form (cause we of course filled out all the forms in the book) and I was the King of the Corporation, Nikki was the Queen, Jac was the Jester, Kim was the Popper and Cubbley was the bunny. No doubt my boss thinks I'm special...especially after the breakfast meeting we had the other day when I told them I could set up the website no problem cause I have a couple of my own and he said "Oh why didn't you put it on your resume?" I said "Cause I don't want employers to see them." and then he said.."Oh..OH..I won't ask anymore questions...it could get dangerous." I said "Man! It's not like that at all!! I have a blog and a journal and another website...and they are nothing crazy! Altho to read through the blog I'm sure people would think differently. lol - so needless to say...being as I'm still on probation at work...I need to make a better impression on my boss!! hahaha (and then Nikki reminded me of all the stuff that's in my family law textbook...which is in my desk drawer at work...not blacked out...and he's planning on moving my desk tomorrow morning before I get there....lol wish me luck!!!)