Lewis Black
Is a hoot!!! I just finished re-watching Lewis Black: Black on Broadway...and i've never laughed so hard....i think i almost peed..i tried finding some quotes of his on the internet but there isn't much...but here's a few....
There should be three levels of government:
Jesus Christ
God Damnit
Fuck Me!
Lactose intolerant milk kiss my dick. If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's in the fucking carton? Get it out of there, get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.
i'm not actually a comedienne, i'm a magician
You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in ONE SENTENCE....w-what it does....it's illegal.
after showing a commercial advocating President Bush] Here's the message I'm getting from this commercial: "We had to take out Saddam Hussein because, as the Communist leader of Germany, he blew up the World Trade Center, and that's why we went to Vietnam. Vote for Reagan!"
You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I've never seen those words anywhere! You don't even know what your putting on your face, do ya? You go "oh no the suns out ohh ohh ohh!!" It could be zebra cum! You don't know!!"
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