My response to my "truths"

So I've looked at all of Nikki's "truths" about me...and would like to clear a few things up...lol

My numbers correspond with her numbers!

1. Calling her fat...never actually happened. It was just insinuated a few times with "I'm the looks of this operation" and "Mimi Bobeck." But honestly...I think Nikki is beautiful!! And all my comments are made with love.

2. I have already addressed my "attacking animals" but again...the paper airplane hit the cage...not the bunny.

3. Ok the lasagna splattering incident was completely by accident...but one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I was so close to peeing myself cause I was laughing so hard...and Nik's face was priceless. But the flipside to this story...I was the one who had to run on stage and steal the porn we got for Kim and put it back in the car so her grandmother didn't have to see what we got her for her wedding. We completely misread what kind of bridal shower it was gonna be. lol

4. The ADD thing...you would understand if you heard the commercial.

5. The furniture malfunction...I had already built 2 chairs by that time...and had much more building in my future...I think having only chair slightly tilted is pretty good. Consider urself lucky it wasn't ur room divider and it fell over two days later!

6. Yes...she wanted to yell at Mike at the restaurant...I'm all - please don't - there are people trying to enjoy their dinner...and there was a porta potty in the way...

7. Lol who wouldn't get offended when u bark at them???

8. I blame this on my brother...he always tickled my feet as a kid and the only way to get him to stop was to kick him. Altho I know Nikki never actually touched me...something did....so I kicked...I still think it was the entity.

9. Yes...I do sleep like the dead. Most people like that - I make a good sleeping partner. lol But I will agree it's kinda freaky...so for that I am sorry.

10. There was no ten....

11. I was really drunk when the jellybean thing happened...so that's my excuse for that. and PS...you were the one who danced to porn music....lol

12. The backwards shirt - that's just too funny that neither of us noticed...but that u bought it anyways!!! hahaha

13. Nothing trumps the doodles in my family law book....boobie tassels and other interesting pics...which by the way is still at my old office...blacked out...but still at the office...never to get them back.

14. I don't know what's up with the crotch touching...so I have no rebuttle.

15. I'm sorry I didn't sign out before checking out ur guys...but hey - at least I don't come on ur dates anymore. lol

16. Haha ya that was funny when u guys showed up...thankfully he turned out to be a bit of a wanker and there will be no telling of that story at my wedding!!

17. It wasn't Date This House it was Moving Up!! lol

18. Lol even so...the sign said 30mph...but ya I would have done the same thing...but it was you not me...so I get to make fun of you for it!

19. Ya that Baxes thing....yeesh!!! lol

20. I don't even remember telling you "When DON"T you get motion sick?" lol but man did I laugh!!! hahahahaha