The Truth about Bulldog...er..Jaws...er Plumber..oh I give up

There's not enough space for the plethora of nicknames given to miss Linds101...But there is plenty of space for more truths.

11. She is a human vacuum. If you lose a jellybean down your shirt. She will get it. no questions asked. no thanks needed.

12. The shirt you dropped your jelly bean down, will have been put on backwards for some time. Because Linds came into the change room and let you try it on backwards and thought it looked ok except for those "stringy things on the back"

13. She let you doodle in her Business Law book, coming up the the Porn Store Galore business that we should actually register.

14. She'll touch her crotch...all day every day if you let her.. she's like a four year old boy discovering his tallywag

15. She'll check out guys who have been checking you out online. she won't sign out of her profile. so they know some random girl from peterborough is checking them out. than i meet them. and mention going to school and having a close friend in peterborough. than i get the "look". i won't see them again

16. She'll tell you that she's having a guy over, but than get offended when you come over with Kim to meet this guy.

17. She'll make you watch "Date This House"

18. Um she never fully understands that I didn't take the ramp at 80 miles an hour...I was doing the appropriate speed limit, the ramp just ended far too quickly lol

19. She doesn't like it if you pronounce it "baxes" and not "boxes"

20. She'll mock you if you get motion sick. CAse in point. Frankenmuth with Kim and Linds. I said I couldn't take the boat ride b/c i'll get motion sick. She'll turn around and loudly proclaim "When DON'T" you get motion sick?

There will be a third part....cause Lind's truthiness needs to come out