Slacker Excuses

I don't post cause I'm sick lol - and thats my excuse - and a sad one at that. But all I do now is work and sleep - oh the exciting life I lead.
I go to the doctors tomorrow to find out what kind of sick I got - I acquired a cough today - so all signs are pointing to phuemonia...whoo. But I'm feeling bad cause if I take days off work - then everyone else will be put to harder work - and well - one girl just found out she has cancer and she's still going to work - and she had her first treatment of kemo today - so I'm like - wow how much of a wuss am I?? But then again - she shouldn't be at work either - I would have quit.

Anywho - that's what's up with me - I'll post about the doc's tomorrow!

Bloggy

Oh my god, i can' get on to Blogthings...did they kick me out for using them in my selfish attempt to get us up to 1000 blogs? and linds, dude, we're slacking! anyways i'm off to buy myself a $4.00 piece of Godiva chocolate!

The Quitting...

...went well. Surprisingly. I'm quite happy that it's done and I don't have to worry about it anymore and that she was ok with it and wished me luck. I was like...huh weird. I told her that I haven't decided if I'm gonna stay until cut off (dec. 18) and take the week before Christmas off or stay until Christmas Eve. She said it was up to me - but she could use my help up until Christmas. But I think I'm gonna tell her that I'll be done at cut off just cause I want the week before Christmas off. But she was really nice about it - and really nice about me being sick yesterday - she was all - u must have been really sick for ur mom to call in - I can see u fighting with her telling her not to call in and her telling you to get back to bed. Lol - and while she told me to go back to bed - I definatly didn't ask her not to call lol. Janelle is really sick too - we both have the flu - so we're both on sales today cause we get winded and dizzy very easily lol - it's not fun - but I feel better about everything now and I know the end is near - I can see the light!

Cubbers

Cubbley's a tad bit sick now...i got home around 9 on friday and her cage was filled with foul smelling, not so bunny cute diareha(why do i keep trying to spell that word)...and she hasn't been as much fun as she usually is...she won't come for treats..unless my mom is in the room...and she just sits and lays down more than usual...she barely eats too...so last night my mom came in my room and she had gotten her this heavy duty toilet paper roll, well cubbs had a hay day, she'd pick it up and whip it across the room and than bite me for the hell of it

nothing new to report...except i got a shit load of work to do today cause someone didn't come in, so now i have to do her stuff on top of my three files closing this week, which all have problems(many of which i caused!)

Opps

I'm sorry - I tried to post something and it screwed up and now it won't let me delete this post...so here is my lame attempt at covering it up. I'm going to bed now! lol

My Backdoor Experience!

Haha it's not what ur thinking! I went to Toronto today with my parents and my mom's boss had suggested that we go to this outlet place - so I'm like - sweet - I love outlet places. Well - u pulled into the driveway and there's these little signs with arrows on it pointing to the back of the building - so we go and park and walk up to the little door which has the sign on it "Warehouse Sale" so in we go. You walk up these stairs and then go into the 'store' were there are racks of clothing and piles on tables (yeah - u have to sort through most of it) however - there are signs everywhere that says "Cash or Credit Only!" I mean everywhere - like u take a step and there's another one. So we walk around and I got a couple shirts - so I was pleased and they ring u through and all the while I'm thinking - is this place gonna get busted by the police like any minute now?? It seemed a little shady! lol - and then I look over and my mom's putting our name down for the mailing list - I'm like great! lol - now they'll know where to find us! So we walk out and we see another little sign and so we go over and there's another little door - so we go in - only this place makes all the clothes right there - so all the sewing stuff is in behind the racks of clothing - I'm like - so we're going from the black market to a sweat shop??? I told mom no mailing lists here. lol But we bought some stuff and left. and I felt very iffy about the whole thing - seemed so secret...ooooo.

Then we went for lunch and went to Costco - which was crazy busy - but they had good eats - gotta love free samples! And then we came home just before it started freezing rain (I nearly fell down the back steps when I got home...at least I didn't fall up them again! lol)

Hmm lets see - yesterday I worked 1 until 8 - stupid Christmas hours. But I'm telling my boss tomorrow that I'm quitting - so that'll be nice. I'm excited! :D So I'll let u know how that goes tomorrow - I might be escourted out or she might let me work my two weeks - either way it doesn't really matter - I would be just as happy to be done tomorrow lol.

These things are rigged!!!!!

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless. You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

A Letter to my Job

I hate you.....I know hate is a strong word...but it's not strong enough, some of your fellow employees blow something fierce....I hate you....I will quit....and You will realize the great job i've been doing when you've got no one else to do it. P.S. **** is a bitch and **** is a backstabber...oh you know who you are !!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.S I'm not gonna wash my dishes in the lunch room today, so there!!! I hope you fall on the ice in the parking lot!!!

Please Help Billy.

My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother istyping this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she isso sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn'thurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificialbody. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that wasthe best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance. Iwould like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommydoesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,"Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives mehugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze andchafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if youforward this e-mail to everyone you know. Forward it to people youdon't know, too. Dr Johansen said that for every person you forwardthis email to, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel toNASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school childrenall over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so thatthe angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth andgo to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send allthe money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only bethird base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can takemore prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want myleaves to rot before I turn 10. Please help me. I try to be happy, butit's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wishI could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turdsin the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You,
Billy "Smiles" Evans

To All Male Readers....

Police warn all male clubbers, party goers and unsuspecting pub regulars tobe more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl. Thereis a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears in liquidform. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties topersuade male victims to have sex with them. "Beer" is available virtuallyanywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of"beer" and simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are renderedhelpless against such attacks. After several "beers" men will often succumbto performing sex acts on horrific looking women who they would nevernormally be attracted to. Men often wake up after having "beer" with onlyhazy memories of what happened to them the night before - just a vaguefeeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate menmight be conned into a familiar scam known as "a relationship" - apparentlymen are easier victims for this scam after the "beer" has been administeredand they have already been sexually attacked. Forward this alert to everymale you know.......... However, if you fall victim to this insidious drugand the predatory women administering it, there are male support groupswhere you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an openmanner with a bunch of similarly affected victims. For your nearest supportgroup, look up "Taverns" in the yellow pages

Free the Slaves!

So I wrote my resignation letter today - I'm not planning on handing it in until December (9th to be exact) and then tada!! I'll be free!! Yay!! it's my little Christmas present to myself - I think I'll like it a lot. Then I have a plan. For the rest of December I am going to enjoy the company of my family and friends. I will eat dinner at home. I will go see my dad. I will hang out with my friends. In other words...I will have a life again!! It excites me. I went into work tonite and I wish I had my letter with me - but I must wait just a little...or do I?? No I do. The more money I can save now the better off I'll be. So lets see....28 days and counting. Smiles all around.

I thoroughly enjoyed the forwards sent to me today about "beer" and the "Leaf Bag boy" most excellent and made me laugh out loud - so I think I shall post them.

But for now I am tired and have another long day tomorrow - 33 hours down only like 16 more to go! Looking forward to my day off on Sunday.

Oh but I AM going to rock the boat

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Oh that makes me feel all sexy

You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

I got in an Accident!

Well not really, but almost! lol...it was really bad last night on my way home from work...so by the time i got to the grocery store, i literally slid right into a parking spot, and than slip outta of the parking lot when i was leaving...i drove 50 in a 70 all the way home, b/c everyone else was, and i gave myself enough room...so when it was time to turn onto my road...i put my blinker on...and started breaking well ahead of time incase of anything...and i was almost completely stopped and my car slid to the right, where another car was trying to pass me, and i panicked and started to crank the wheel the other way but nothing happened, and than slowly my car started turning left, right into on coming traffic...i burst into tears and when i got home told my dad i refused to drive to work the next morning...and of course, guess who had to drive to work?? oh that's right, i deserve hazard pay for this!

No Calculators for Me!

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 8/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Too bad I failed Grade 11 math....lol

The Venting Blog.

So I'm literally so exhausted that I can barely keep my eyes open to write this blog. In the past three days I have worked 24 hours and I know what ur all thinking - u wuss - that's only 8 hours a day! Yeah it is... however I've been working split shifts so I go into work at 9 leave at about 2 go back into work around 4:30 and stay there until 9 or later. If it was 8 hours a day consecutive hours maybe I would be able to handle it better - but no - it feels like I've worked 12 hour days and I'm tired of it. I talked to one of the girls tonite and she's putting her notice in on Friday cause she's so sick of it - I commend her for that - I'm too chicken to just leave in the middle of the rush - mostly cause that means more hours will be put on those of us left behind - so for that I'm like - damn why didn't I do that first. But I think that come Christmas Eve I'm not gonna be working there anymore - while the paycheque is...well money - it's not worth it and I'm worth sooo much more than 7.75 an hour - "good money" according to my boss - yeah sorry not gonna fly. So if I quit for Christmas than that gives me something to look forward to and will be my little present to myself...that and a good couple weeks off since I have bad luck finding jobs - but u never know 2006 could be my year...cause 2005 sure as hell wasnt.

My Embarassing Moment.

So last nite I'm in the camera room doing my thing - I come out and grab the next session - a 14 year old and a 17 year old -perfect I think - that'll be super easy. Well...I was wrong. The 14 year old would not smile and was swearing at his mom telling her that that was the best he could do - I'm like - are u 4?? But the 17 year old was all - man - just smile (they were both boys) and a little side note...the 17 year old looked like he was 20 and was cute - which makes the story even better because...the 14 year old was like - ur gonna have to do something funny to make me smile. Again I'm like - are u 4?? So I reluctantly grab Winnie the Pooh and tell him (in my baby talk voice) that I'm gonna give him tickles. and it doesn't crack this kid - meanwhile I'm going beat red and the 17 year old is laughing at me - so laugh too cause I don't wanna be laughed at - its much better to be laughed with - and so I take a couple more pictures telling the kid I'm gonna tickle him (I wouldn't touch the 14 year old with a 10 foot pole - and not because of the obvious - his age - but because his brother was blessed with all the good looks lol) So I got them done and was like - ahh that was bad...for me.

LOL oh Herbert

REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants

"Little Golden Books That Never Made It"
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Um so i missed the 600th post?

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Steves girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriends house. She is waiting outside for him when he arrives.

"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dinner dishes. We haven't done any since... and the first person to speak at dinner has to do them," she explains to him.

Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasnt exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her father is obviously livid, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when Sdteve and his girlfriend resume their placs at the dinner table, nobody says a word.

A few minutes later, Steve grabs his girlfriends mom, throws her onto the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her father is boiling, and her mother is a little more pleased. But still, there is complete silence at the table.

Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle outside and so he jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline.

With a look of terror in his eyes, the girlfriends father backs away from the table and exclaims, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the damn dishes!"

Damn math, i think we learned i'm not good at it!

Your IQ Is 85

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Let me explain

You Failed 8th Grade Math

Oh no, you only got 5/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

This quiz took me ten minutes...several sheets of paper, a calculator and a pencil...and no word of a lie i honestly knew the answer to 3 of them...the rest i guessed, how bad is that????

After the email fiasco, just you wait!

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

Yes, yes i am

You Aren't Scary, You're Scared

Probably even scared to see how this quiz came out!

How Scary Are You?

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$1,111,417

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

Lol Nikki - it worries me that u would sell out for $300,000 when I would for over a million - what did u say u would do for 10 Million?? LOL

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

You Are 10% Boyish and 90% Girlish

Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine.You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down.But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

The Story of Creepy Dad!

First of all - lol aww Nikki - that's sad about ur run in with ur dad in the middle of the nite - I would have screamed too - and I hear u about the whole being blind without glasses...it's rather unfortunate lol

So at work today this guy comes in - my guess he's like 20...maybe. But he's a very proud dad - which is good - but at the story goes on u'll realize why he's creepy. So they come into the camera room and the dad is all "isn't he the cutest baby u've ever seen??" I'm like "Umm yeah...he's cute." and then the dad's all - "Yeah but is he not the cutest?" I'm like "Sure yeah - he's super cute - one of the cutest." So then we start and get him all set up and I get out tigger and dad's like "Yeah...no - that's not clean - u can't touch him with that" I'm like - "Ok no problem" so I just shook tigger in front of the kid and poked him with my finger to get him to smile. Dad is like "Are u clean?" I'm like "What? Yes I'm clean." and he says "Have u touched other kids today?" I say "Yes - I'm surrounded by them all day - but..." "Then ur not clean." Ok I say and don't go near the kid again lol. Then doesn't the "cutest baby in the world" start screaming his head off and Dad is all going on about how he never cries and I'm like "Oh yeah." meanwhile the mom is like off in another world and Kerri comes in and says "Wow - he's got lungs eh" Dad (of course) says "Yeah - but he never cries." Kerri says "uhuh...well let me hold him see if I can't calm him down." "Are u clean?" I'm like - oh my god!! so Kerri stays with me for the rest of the session and gets the baby a bottle and we get too more pictures out of the kid - and dad is still going on about him - and then I move the camera up and mom is right in front of it bent over and he's like "Go Back up! Go BACK UP!! I like that pose." I'm like nervously laughing at this guy now and say "Umm no...we're done now - go out there and I'll get someone to come over and look at the pictures with u."

Crazy people.

Scare of the night

So last night I got up at 3:15 to go to the bathroom, and I decided to scoot down in my underwear..lol...so i went to the bathroom and took to aspirin cause i had a growing pain...i walked slowly up the stairs listening to make sure no on was coming out of my parent's room, so i got on the landing and got right near my bedroom door and i ran face first into something...I screamed so loud..and burst into tears cause I had no idea what I ran into...needless to say, my dad freaked out on my for running into him...he started yelling at me to open my eyes (which is really hard to do when you're half asleep, it's pitch black and you can't see without your glasses)

lactose intolerant

A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display. The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled "Got Milk."

The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled "Forgot Milk."

The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache on it. It is entitled "Not Milk

McDonalds

A priest goes to McDonalds and orders french fries, coke, and hamburger.
"I'm sorry, we don't have fries, sir," says the clerk.
"Then I'll have a coke and some fries."
"Sir, we do not have fries, we ran out," says the clerk apologetically.
The priest spouts, "then I'll have a burger and fries."
The clerk begins to get pissed.
"Sir, who put the butter in butterfly?" he asks.
The priest replies, "God of course."
"Then who put the hum in hummingbird?"
The priest replies, "God of course."
"Then who put the frigg in fries?"
The priest replies, "There is no frigg in fries."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you..."

barf

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady.
As he is sitting there talking with her, he notices a bowl of peanuts sitting on the table in
front of him.

"Do you mind if I have a few peanuts?" he asks
the lady.

"Help yourself," she replies.

After about an hour and a half visit, he gets up
to leave and notices that he has eated almost all
of the peanuts in the bowl.

"I apologize," he says to the elderly lady. "I
only meant to eat a few."

"That's okay," says the lady, "Since I've lost my
teeth, all I've been able to do is suck the
chocolate off of them."

590th post!

One day, there was 3 men at heaven's gate waiting to go to heaven.
God was standing there and asked the first guy, "Have you been faithful to your wife?" The first guy said "I've only cheated on her 2 times".
God then said, "Well, you will get a small car to drive around in heaven".
God then asked the second guy "Have you been faithful to your wife?". The second guy answered, "Well, I've only cheated on her 1 time". God said, "Well, you get a medium size car to drive around in heaven". Then God asked the third guy, "Have you been faithful to your wife?". The third guy answered, "I have always been faithful to my wife, I've never cheated on her." God said, "Well, you get a cadilac to drive around in heaven".
Then after the three men were in heaven driving around in there cars, the first 2 men saw the other man crying in his Cadilac. They went over to him and said, "What are you crying about, you got the biggest, finest, car to drive around in heaven and you've always been faithful to your wife, what could be so wrong to make you cry?" The third man looked up and said, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard".

There are worse drivers than me!

A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?". "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck". The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.

Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer". "That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"

another funny

i got locked in the bathroom when i babysitting on the weekend..lol...for 20 minutes..I had to call Derek and see if he could open it from the other side...he said it happened before to him and his dad had to take the door knob off..lol which is what derek did to get me out...lol and than when his mom called all drunk that night, derek told her and she told everyone around her..lol i could hear her laughing over the phone...

i told my mom and she said "did you unlock it first?" to which i said thanks for the confidence! and yes it was unlocked, it was just broken completely!

Red face

Ok, so i went shopping with Debbie on saturday, and we were discussing what to get her boyfriend for christmas...ok to get this story you have to understand that the weekend debbie's older sister got married, debbie met rob, and that same weekend the younger sister went to Thunder Bay for school...so her parent's lost all their "little girls' in one weekend, so because of this Debbie's dad hates Rob already, and he's never met him...and debbie refuses to introduce them..deb's parent's are strict and old fashioned

so we're at the mall and i told her to get lingurie...and we went to la senza..we're debbie said "it's not like i stay over there all the time or i'd get something like this" and she held up a skimpy see through thing...i kept walking and i immediatly heard "hi, what are you doing here?" and i look up to see Debbie's dad on the other side of the skimpy lingurie rack..lol..i looked at the ground up at the ceiling...at my hands...but not at their faces..lol, they never said anything while they were there, and i still don't know if they hear her, but they have no clue that deb and rob are sleeping together...and i almost peed when this happened, i love embarassing moments

New found wisdom

Ok..so i've decided babysitting is the best birth control ever!!

I got stuck having to take the kids to open swim at the arena and i learned some things

1)parent's are douchebags if they let their 12 year olds wear string bikini's
2) you shouldn't be a parent if you think it's ok to let your kid in grade 2 wear a string bikini.
3)taking 6 kids swimming and thinking you'll be able to handle them is stupid
4)12 year old boys can beat you up no problem
5)What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? they both stick their meat in 5 year old buns...9 year olds understand this!
6)Kids can outlast you any night of the year
7)if you think it's going to be peaceful and relaxing your wrong

I ended up staying from 5 on friday night until 11 on saturday morning, i got no rest and the mouth on these kids!!!!!

I went Christmas shopping on saturday and then when i got home, my mom said "well you can take it back, cause Shannon doesn't need this or that, she wants this now"
so i hate christmas shopping in the first place, but doing it twice!!!

28 Days

My weekend - it was pretty good - I worked all day on Saturday - not so fun - but after I called up Ju and we went out to Kelsey's for dessert - well we ordered the dessert platter - and it was good! lol - we got cheesecake, chocolate truffle and apple struddle - very good indeed - felt like I was gonna explode after - but it was well worth it lol. Then we decided to go to Matt's house and hang out there for a while then Leanne called us and so we went there where they were doing tequila shots - it was quite funny to watch them - and it's true- it gets u drunk super fast!! lol. So after that since everyone was wasted (except me, Ju and Troy) we went to the Trash to dance - it was fun and they played pretty good music - so for not planning on going out at all - I saw everyone! so that was nice.

I got today off from work so I just stayed at home and watched tv and did laundry all day - it was very relaxing since my schedule next week - well let's just say my scheduled hours add up to 48 - and we all know I never work just my scheduled hours - so I'm gonna be exhausted come Saturday nite - and I'll likely end up working the Sunday too - so whoo fun times ahead. I keep telling myself it's building character...when really it's just building up my hatred for the retail world. Just 28 more days until cut off and things slow down - countdown is on.

I forgot a funny...

I was photographing a session tonite of 3 kids and they weren't listening and wouldn't sit still - and scream - oh my god!! I've never heard a kid hit a pitch that high...and so the mom turns to me and says - "Are You New?" I look at her and I almost blurt out "Are U??" But I bit my tounge just in time - I always like to remind the parents that I'm not there for disipline - I'm there to take pictures - if they don't sit and won't listen - not my problem. lol...are u new...damn people.

Do U Ever Work??

Lol - I want ur job!! haha - my work day was interesting...very busy - let's see here...
I get to work at 3pm and do nothing for like half an hour until I'm told to go smile search so I do what I always do when I'm told to go ask people to come up without an appointment (aka soliciting) I walk around and browse the store for about 10-15 mins getting present ideas and put all the coupons in my pocket, go upstairs and say that no one wanted to come up - but they took the coupon. (Employee of the month right here) Then after that I returned some phone calls, then I had to shoot some sessions - one where the kid got all excited and ran at me and he hugged me...but u know kids - they are small - he came up to my waist so his head was in my crotch and he grabbed my ass - this kid was smooth - and he's only like 5 - should be a lady killer when he's a teenager!! lol
So after that interesting encounter I did a couple more sessions when my knee started to hurt so I told the other girl to go into the camera room and I did sales - and it was crazy busy until like 8 - then the girl I work with is all - can u cut film - I'm like - I suppose - so I go cut film and it's like 8:15 - I'm like - I'm starving - can I go?? (no break today...) and she's like - can u cut the other film first?? yadda yadda yadda...9pm - I finally get to go home cause they can't make me do anymore cause the store is closed. Go out into the parking lot and good old Canadian winter struck hard whilst I was inside. Everything was iced over and I didn't have my coat or mittens with me - so I dug out my snow brush and got scrapping - sooo cold lol - and it's still snowing and windy - so note to self- bring coat and mittens to work tomorrow!! lol after a slow drive home I finally got to eat - nothing like eating dinner at 9:30 mmmm. And now I'm here - gonna go to bed cause I'm back at work for 9:30 tomorrow morning - with the possibility of staying there until 8pm....I hate my job.

As for changing the blog name...lol - ummm - Cutie and Bulldog?? I thought we both agreed I was the looks of this operation...or at least that was my understanding! lol :D

A joke to make me sober

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.
The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog.

Burn baby Burn

Candy Cigarettes

You're a total badass, but you don't taste very good.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

is this an indication of how hard i work or what??

Let me explain

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Ok, well I'm a side sleeper for two reason..well three...1) it's true that i am a great friend..toot...toot (that's me tooting my own horn)
2)You know why whales get beeched? b/c they are too fat to be on their tummies and they can't move..that's why i don't sleep on my tummy
3)the entity told me he'll kill me if i sleep on my back

Watchout

And yes..I would run over the dog..maybe even more than one

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$301,635

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

Spicy

I also give you diahrea(friggin spelling)

You Are Mexican Food

Spicy yet dependable. You pull punches, but people still love you.

What Kind of Food Are You?

When you're sitting in your Chevy and your pants are getting heavey, diahera dihare...well you get the point of the song....

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Oh but of course

Since I have a dancer's body...

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Banished Dancer. Where You Lived: Siberia. How You Died: Suicide.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

Killing Time

So, I'm trying to get us up there, soon enough we'll see that we've accomplished 1000 blogs....mostly with crappy tests...but whatever floats your boat

so britt got an email from some other woman that we have break with it said "britt, remember whatever we say at breaktime stays there"...meaning when we badmouth people...don't tell anyone..lol...these woman who are in their fifties bad mouth others, and than have to send out emails making sure we don't rat on them...which pissed both me and britt off, because if we have anything mean to say about anyone, we don't say it in a group, we say it to each other, quietly on our lunch break...so i'm pretty livid right now, and so is britt, she came up here was said "what, am I like 5? I don't need to be warned to keep my mouth shut, especially over email..." i mean it's not like either one of us has blabbed...but i'm wondering if someone heard them bad mouthing someone, b/c they aren't quiet woman

anyways i'm going to eat lunch and find more stuff to post on the blog!

Now I'm just taking up space

Slow and Steady

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.

How Do People See You?

I'd say like maybe 10%..this is excessive!

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

can you pronounce that?

Your Irish Name Is...

Saoirse Clarke

What's your Irish Name?

Right........

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Magnetic Chimp Your Superpower is Cybernetics Your Weakness is Handshakes Your Weapon is Your Secret Decoder Blade Your Mode of Transportation is Raft

What's your Superhero Name?

My personality one messed up - I guess that means I don't have one...ohhh lol.

And a quick side note - it's snowing!!

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

I'm not sure I like this one...

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Black ElfYour Superpower is Soul Sold to DevilYour Weakness is GarlicYour Weapon is Your Sonic ClawsYour Mode of Transportation is Bullet Train

What's" your Superhero Name?

Your Irish Name Is...

Eva O'Brien

What's" your Irish Name?

What My Birthday Means

Your Birthdate: October 3

You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper.You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality.Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure.Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone. Your strength: Your larger than life imagination Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered Your power color: Lime Your power symbol: Lightening bolt Your power month: March

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Very rich sounding

Your 1920's Name is:

Mercedes Wilhelmina

What's Your 1920's Name?

So I'm not a sinner?

You are a Self-Discoverer

You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality. Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine. You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion. You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

This thing so isn't right

Your Personality Profile

You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy... Sometimes this passion has a dark side. You feel most alive when you're seducing someone. You never fail to get someone's attention. Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Post 563

Your Birthdate: April 10

Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations. You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you. Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans. You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot. Your strength: Your ability to gain respect Your weakness: Caring too much what others think Your power color: Orange-red Your power symbol: Letter X Your power month: October

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Day

Tuesday was my one and only day off this week and enjoy it I did - well I was busy at least! Let's see...I got up at 9:30-10 got dressed and went out to run errands (I got some more Christmas shopping done) then I came home and cleaned up my room and did some laundry, then I scrubbed down my shower stall lol - and it did come clean. I had to take Jakers to the vet - we think he has worms - so the doctor is all ok bring him into the back room - so in I go - she's like ok u hold him whilst I put my finger up his bum - I'm like - ewww. and Jake being the verbal little man he is - was very verbal lol. And to top it all off she gave me a play by play of what she was feeling up there - I'm like really - a written report later is fine - or u know what - I"ll just take ur word for it k?
Then I came home and it was the nite of my mom's candle party - which I won 2 out of 3 door prizes yes yes lol - too bad the candles smell bad - yuk - oh well.

And there u have it - my day off - back to work this morning tho...bloody hell.

ohh and P.S. my knee is feeling much better - I don't need to go to the Doctor's anymore to have my eyes eaten by ants...gross.

Post number

see, i'm trying to get us up to 1000

thursday

so my dad does like 140 to get me to london, and makes me jump out of a moving vehicle...i got on the good bus and had a seat to myself...and had only a half hour wait in toronto...so i got in around 6:30ish...went to lindsay's, ate pizza, than we went out for some hair dye and a movie...which sucked something fierce..the only good part was Bing Pong...lol and than I went to sleep

Friday

so i woke up, showered, dressed, and than we decided to dye my hair..lol very very very gothic black...lol but at least I got to watch Third Watch...i miss my Bosco...and there was a lot of "i hope that comes off"....than for lunch linds and i went to Hot Belly Mama's where i wasn't disappointed..than we went through Peterborough Square...lol cause i was chilly...and than off to the liquor store...and than grocery store...than home to make Strawberry Daquiri's...out in the cold, to which lindsay insulted me and called me a big fat ass lard butt dinosaur..we went in and crashed..lol ate dinner..and got some games..lol i made an even bigger ass of myself pretending i was a dinosaur being born..lol and i saw Lindsay's Plumber ass...we watched the Sweetest Thing...and than bedtime!

Saturday

So I wake up and Linds and i eat a quick breakfast, cause we were threatened to be ready by 11:00, which we were....Kim and Ian showed up, and didn't get lost...which blew my mind let me tell you...than Linds and I had to acrobatics to get into the back of Kim's car...we went to lunch at Champs where they couldn't make my Blue Lagoon, which was a huge pissoff...we went to the mall and than a store. and than another mall where we bought goodies for children that weren't our own, and met up with Jaclyn and Adam, in which Jaclyn proceeded to ask me if i put hi-lites in my hair...and No there weren't hilights..just missed spots, i look like a leopard..

we HAD to go to Baskin Robbins and than we went for an extremly early lunch, wellm ostly we drank, and than we ate, but we still weren't hungry

than it was hometime for some Cranium...lol and being partners with Kim was something different..lol she was about to hum a song i would have recognized anywhere, but she laughed the entire time...and guessed Rubber Duck alot..lol and I'll never forget how quickly she guessed Romeo and Juliet...

we drank a bit more, and when everyone left...lol Linds and I crashed watching The Sandlot

Sunday

Sunday I woke up early...because i had to pee, but i was too lazy to get out of bed..so i just tossed and turned most of the morning...Linds woke me up for breakfast (which was very delicious) and i laughed at her for her gimpiness...than i got ready, and we watched some t.v and ate left over dinner.

Than I left and had to go to the bank because I owed Lindsay 15 bucks for buying little kids presents and i got harassed by the homeless...and than i went to Toronto on a very crowded bus

So i get to Toronto and i have over an hour to kill, so i put my stuff in the locker and decided to venture out into the big city...well i made it a block, i was scared i would get lost...so i went to The World's Biggest Bookstore and than got harassed and yelled at in a different language by a hot dog vendor, than i went home and sat by a smelly girl on the bus to london where my parent's were waiting for me...lol they were more pissed i took the good luggage than at my hair colour

My damaged knee...it's all swollen and buisey. 

Nikki...the morning after 

Linds...the morning after 

Kim and Nikki 

Kim 

Kim trying to get Nikki to guess something 

Kim playing sharades! 

Kim, Nikki, Adam and Jac playing cranium 

Linds, Kim and Jac 

Linds at dinner 

Kim and Ian at dinner 

Jac and Adam at dinner